About
Three trains are on a collision course. One train is full of pizzas, one train is full of beer, and one train is full of balloons, confetti, and sex toys. What do you have when all three trains collide?
Answer: Cheap Therapy!
Sparky Murphy- Chief Therapist and Keeper Of The Universal Mimsy, Bouncer, DJ, Bartender, the kind of Pilot that always wonders what “this button” will do…
Modesty Fiona Blaise- Information Officer, Special Ops, In Charge of Enforcement. Will cut you with a flick of her eyelashes and leave nothing but the faint whiff of fine wine, Coco by Chanel, and righteous indignation…
The Queen Of Everything- Owns more stock in Holy Water than the Pope. Frequently peruses Urban Dictionary in a desperate attempt to understand Sparky's latest dick joke. Originator of the word: “HUACKUM!”
And, the FOURTH member of Cheap Therapy: Chat, who are one hundred pounds of weird and crazy in a ten pound bag.
It may not cure all of your problems, but after experiencing Cheap Therapy, you won’t give a damn about any of them.
Community Guidelines
Please respect the following community guidelines to maintain an enjoyable environment:
- Keep conversation respectful, without personal attacks
- Don’t blow up other members’ feeds. If someone isn’t responding to you, let it be
- No pornography
- Keep out behavior that could be seen as trolling/spamming
- Relax, be yourself, and enjoy